M-Jir, Is That You?

I swear it's her on the right. It would make sense, right? I don't know. I think it's her.

Dear Miley Cyrus

So lately I realized how much I really enjoy you. You rock. No matter what stupid picture you take. I <3 you. And the fact that you went to see Coldplay made my day. I feel we could be awesome friends. I'm just enough crazy for you. I need to meet you, k? I really wanted to see Coldplay, but the Jonas Brothers have a higher rank. Well, not really, but I had more invested in them. So um, question: when's your next tour? It better be soon. I want to see it.

Just telling ya that I'm back to obsession with ya.

Oh yeah, saw you brought Emily O. I see you're attempting to get back on the normal peoples list. Just drop M-Jir.

Sincerely,
A Fan Again

P.S. LOVE your shirt. :)

Miley Cyrus, there's 7 things I hate about you too....

Dear Miley,

Why does your song have to be so damn infectious? I mean, seriously. I was like, alright, this will be crap, but Hannah Montana is better than Miley anyways. Then I listen to the single, and I thought it was good. Curses! Now I'm still a Miley Cyrus fan. I thought I would be over you. You are just so darn, I don't even know. But I mean, 18 year olds are not supposed to thoroughly enjoy a 15 year old's show and music. But let me tell everyone, I will be getting an advance ticket to the Hannah Montana movie. And going to my connection to get you cd early. Yes, you heard it, Miley. I'm still a fan. The moment I thought I was out of your trap was the second I got snapped back in. To quote you on Hannah Montana, you are not just good, you are scary good. Yes, that is a legitimate quote. From the episode You're So Sue-able To Me, or something of that sort. Yeah, I knew that right off the top of my head. Because I'm that darn addictive.

Well, I'll be off crying into my pillow because I'm still a Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus fan.

Sincerely,

Relatively Ashamed.



P.S. What is up with Mandy? I mean, seriously. She has her own fan site. Didn't know friends of celebrities get fan sites. Of course, she is Miley's back-up dancer. Hello, K-Fed. Mandy's new name: M-Jir. Yeah, patent that.

Dear Miley and Mandy

Dear Miley and Mandy,

You suck. Stop making crappy videos. Stick to Hannah and being Hannah's back-up dancer. Fifteen year olds should not be as whory as you. Twenty year olds should not want to voluntarily hang out with fifteen year olds. Stop making videos. Your voices are horrible. I watch up from my worst nightmares in a cold sweat hearing Miley's horrible honking noise. I cry then. I really do. Why do you make me cry? Why do I deserve to be in such pain just because you live? Mandy - find a cliff and dance down to the bottom. Then, proceed to die. Miley - crawl back into your Tennesse cave where a proper exorcism can be performed and the goodie-goodie can come back. I'm sick of Slutty Miley.

Sincerely,

BiggestHannahMontanaFan_01!
(yes, I do love Hannah Montana.....no, that isn't my real name. I wish.)


P.S. Stop making stupid Hannah episodes - time travel? Come on, are you that desperate??