I Could Totally Paint Faces, Right?

Come on, it's can't be THAT hard...right? I need a job this summer. PRONTO. Like, for realsies. And me and my sister painting faces? M-F, flexible hours. I could rock that shit. Of course, then I might lose out on my paleness. Oh no, then I'd stop dazzling!!! BOO. I love to dazzle, and not get leathery skin. Yep

I need to update this more. I'm lazy. I also tweet too much. I apparently tweet during the 9 o'clock hour the most. Eh, I don't know. I just know that tonight is ANTM and I'm one of the lucky bitches who doesn't have a lot of work. I have work. Just not a lot.

oh yeah, if anyone still does visit this, visit: http://demistylesource.com yep.

OH YEAH! and



Tiffany is awesome. She'd be awesomer if she went to Hershey on Sat. I just need a Demi tweet saying she's going. I'll legit die.

Oh and wanna count? That's two celeb tweets back. I feel very cool. Now, to just get Demi to notice my site. :)

Oh yeah, I'll update this more, k?

Fucking Poster Stealers

A Hershey security decided he wasn't gonna let us take our posters in. OH HELL NO.

He took the posters and afterwards, when I couldn't find them, I went on Bitchquest (or Bitchfest...i haven't decided which one sounds better) '08. I scared a lot of people. The poor personal baggage check in lady. If I had on, I might have made her cry. But a Hershey guy got our posters back.

You don't mess with this. Especially if it's posters that cost 20 dollars.

The Fake Kevin

Or the Faux-vin. Revealed:


He's the one with open arms. He looks like Mose from the Office.

I Am The Entertainment

So at concerts, listen to me. I make people laugh. I comment on reality, because at a Jonas concert, people lose their mind. Seriously. Running like crazy. These stupid ass kids do not understand they're scaring the shit outta Jonas. Really. I love to be loud and comment angrily. Everyone was freaking out about fake Kevin, which I will post next, and I went, "Oh my gosh! I love you guy on the stage!" and screamed it like a rabid fan girl. I make people laugh. I'm fun. :D

Oh. My. Jonas. It's JONAS!!!!!!

alfdj;sfjaoef. See the sex.

Avril? Still Around? Woah.

Yep, she is still around. And pretty half decent.

Demi Lovato Is Amazing

I love Demi. Just look at the pics.

Chocolate Does Not Belong In BBQ Sauce

Hershey makes a special barbeque sauce with chocolate sauce. At first, it's just like, eh, it's just not as spicy. But as it goes on, it feels more and more like chocolate, looks like it, and frankly, it almost made me throw up. UGH. Don't eat it.

Hershey's Dirty Little Secret

While on the scary new Chocolate World Tour, me, S, and Lil J went to do a cool photo and so we put on sunglasses and the peace sign, a little bit like a gangsta. We head to the photo thing, and we see our pic, and bam, all of a sudden: ANY PHOTO WITH OBJECTIONABLE MATERIAL WILL NOT BE SHOWN OR SOLD.

what. the. fuck.

The peace sign is not objectionable. So I started thinking. Why? Well, I deduced this:

Hershey does not like peace. They like war. They are for the war in Iraq. They are anarchists, and communists, and Nazis all rolled into one.

Bam. I am good.

Dueling Coasters Bring Out The Creeper In Some

Not me though. I stayed creeper free. Anyways, at Hershey Park, there's these dueling coasters. The first time me and Jenn went on Thunder, which lost, and later we went on Lightning. Let me tell you, scary. People were getting mad in it. Like, I understand if your friends are on the other one, or while on the ride you get into it. But like, these people were clapping and saying shit to the other side. Lightning was having a good winning streak and it started with these two annoying girls. They were screaming and all that stuff(which I admit I probably would have done too back in the day) but then it got worse. Some 40 something got really into it, and they were like, "you're are only hope" and "we got this!" and I was just like, wtf? It's not even up to you. You can't do anything to go faster or slower. Idiots. They got really scary into it.

Then,as I was saying goodbye to S, I commented I would probably scream. And then this creeper with long red hair(who was balding as well) turns around, ssshhhes me and Jenn and goes, "No screaming." I was just like, well, I can't help it. Jenn screamed immediately down the hill and it took me a bit to find some voice(my voice is pretty much gone, and like, permanently damaged) but it was fun. I enjoyed pissing the guy off. That's just what I do.