I Didn't Know I Loved Tim Gunn This Much Until This...

So, I was watching American Dad(not my choice, it was just on) and there was a buffalo, and I don't know, but all of a sudden, Tim Gunn, in cartoon form, appeared. I squealed. Loud. Like, a scream. And I clapped. It was AWESOME.

Then, he totally just appeared again. And I held myself in, and I grinned like the loser than I am and shook my hands really stupidly.


I forgot that I loved Tim Gunn so much. He lights up my life.

Alice in Wonderland + Chuck Bass = Me Giddy

First off, Happy October!


Second of all, I'm watching the new Gossip Girl(yes, the one from last night, I'm slow) and holy mackeral, Chuck said "Down the rabbit hole!" The inner Alice fangirl squeed. Oh no, wait, I really did squee in real life. Oh well.


They also mentioned Project Runway. "One minute you're in, and the next, you're out." Like, who doesn't know that?

He's Douche-liscious!

Very big douche. He didn't fucking know who St. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Band. The Beatles weren't his thing. He liked Across the Universe, but he likes it when it's more modern? WTF Blayne? You're even worse than I thought. FUCK YOU DOUCHE, I mean, Blayne.

Not So Blayne-liscious

Dear Blayne,

Please stop with the 'girliscious' and other 'liscious' stuff. So fucking annoying. And wtf, tanorexic? First of all, I hate them. And I hate the person who made up that nickname. Makes. No. Fucking. Sense. Just say tanning addict. Or a tandict. Yeah, so much better than using part of the word for a serious medical condition. Awesome. Either way, Blayne, you are sooooo annoying. I half hope you lose quickly, but then I'd only have Leatherface to complain about. Well, I'm sure I could find more people, but still. Blayne, go tan and go away. Your stuff sucks. It just does. Give up.

PS he was a barista at a coffee shop. Wow. So him. I thought he was from like, Florida, but I saw Seattle. Now the tan is even more awkward.

Sincerely,

Kelli Fan