No. Effing. Way.

So, I am watching SNL(yeah, you must be wondering why, but I wanted to see the Sarah Palin thing....epic fail in my opinion. Except for the Marky Mark appearance, which made my day.) and Josh Brolin is hosting. You may know him from the movie No Country for Old Men(which, according to his monologue, was about John McCain. Insert my obnoxious l.o.l.) and he is also in the Bush film, W. I kinda want to see the movie. But that doesn't matter. He was talking about the movies he has been in. And then he goes, "The Goonies."

Cue jaw to floor.

I was completely floored. I never knew. So naturally, I had to check it on IMDB. And there was no lie. Josh Brolin got his first acting job as Sean Astin's big brother. Brand Walsh. I will never look at him the same way. Seriously. He was fucking Brand Walsh! Now I need to go see every one of those other actors.

Katie, I'd Like To Use One of my Lifelines

Okay, so I know some people really don't like Tina Fey, but I do. I find her humor pretty intelligent. And really, I should start watching 30 Rock. I think after Heroes and Gossip Girl and HIMYM, I'll try to start watching the show. I mean, just look at this:





Really, I'm sorry, but when Amy Poehler and Tina Fey get together, it's really great. Both are wonderful actresses. Granted, Baby Mama wasn't the greatest of movies, but it didn't suck. It was funny, but it just kinda lacked something I think. I don't know.

But really, I love when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler get together. I really do. I'm mad I missed this last night, but I was watching the Penn State game(We Are....PENN STATE), which they dominated Illinois. Bam.

Outstanding Writers Intro = Almost As Epic As Last Post

Fucking shit. This Emmys is funny. Awkward, but funny. I mean, finally someone good won. :) And Colbert will be bragging about the Emmy for maybe, forever. And the Intros were great. Wii Miis! Colbert in his underwear!!! Conan and Angelina's million kids! There's a reason they're up for that stuff. They are fucking funny. Best humor ever. And: Funniest shit. Eva!

Tune in. No fucking lie.


Shout out to SNL writer: Akiva!!!! I <3 the Lonely Island.

This Is Hawt

No, for serious, it really is. I don't know why, but I find him really sexy like this. Like, I kinda want to jump him. Is that odd?

Michael Phelps + 80s crazy flock of seagulls hair + Headgear + saxophone = HOTT


P.S. Tina Fey ROCKED it as Palin.

"I can see Russia from my house!" Priceless.


BTW, I'll get a better photo eventually. I took this one off my tv.