Is It Sad I Love This?

This. From LC-CB's Winter Collection. I actually love all of it. But too goddamn expensive.

I'll wait til she heads on over to Forever 21. Or until they make knockoffs of it.

WTF, LC?

Um, wtf? A book. Puh-lease. You can't write three books. You can barely "design" clothes.

How about you go back to your fake show, with your fake job.

Leave the actual writing to REAL writers.

This is why writers struggle, bitch. I could write that same premise SOOOO much better.

And I liked the Hills.

Bitches are so fake it makes me throw up.

Excuse me while I go vomit.

*Hurls*

That is just wrong. Wrong I tell you. Like, just go away Heidi Ho-Bag. Please? I'll pay you.




Crud, I need to see the new Hills before tomorrow.

LC-CB Makes A Return!

So that apparently is the newest Entertainment Weekly. I'll be excited to read it. Because, frankly, I love the Hills and I love this cover shot. One of my favs, ever. I know Lauren Conrad is just annoying as shit(not as much as Heidi Ho Bag) but seriously, this pic kinda just is amazing. I heart it.

Go Hills. You go be fake, and I'll continue to watch. :D

I'm not even this childish

Okay, so remember how I was commenting about that scary US Magazine with Heidi Montag? Well, I take the high road, and just complain. My mother did this



Yeah, I know. No lie.

Avert your eyes

Yes, I warned you. How fucking scary is that shit? Like, ah! I mean, I'm sorry but Heidi Montag is scary as shit. She is fine on the Hills, but in real life(which, technically, the Hills is real life. So wait, what is real real life? celebreal life? Sure) she is psychotic. I mean, how desperate can you be? I doubt that any decent human being would go and pose in a veil on the cover of a magazine saying, I wanna be married! Why does she even need to? She was engaged, and broke off the engagement. It's her own damn fault she's begging. Like, she is just too much of a fame-whore. And I know all types of whores. There's the real legit whores(who I'm betting are the nicest of whores), then you have fame whores like Heidi Ho-Bag and her man slave, then there's blog-whores like me(Come on, 65 in less than a month? That is whoring it up), and youtube whores which will be me, but not yet; I haven't joined the ranks of Chris Crocker and all those other crazy youtubers. Actually, I doubt I'll ever become that crazy. I mean, I don't think I'm gonna do a video about like, "Leave Jonas Brothers Alone!" Ha, actually that would be funny. But I would take it too seriously. I think I'll do one on like, say, Heidi Ho-Bag. Then you know I be lying. Haha, that would just be too fun. Excuse me while I go write up my script for that.

Team Drina, Team Drina!

Oh yay, yet another quarrel/ spat/ argument/ whatever the hell it is on the Hills. Mmm....just sounds delicious. I can finally keep up with this one. :) LC the CB and Lo-Life have taken up residence in that giant house that is bigger than my house, my dorm, my sister's house, and my uncle's house and Drina is stuck in the pool house. She's the resident Ryan Atwood. :) Aw, how cute.
Well, I'm all for Drina. She reminds me of me. Like, just doing her own thang, and chillaxing and reading in the back house. Plus, she picks the odd guys. Like Justin Bobby. And hey, he's totally looking better than before. Which makes me all for that. Mmmm another sexy JB. Yes.
Well, LC-CB totally did not understand that she was pissing Drina off. Lo-Life is being uber annoying. I used to like her. Now she's all like, annoying whiny bitch. I don't know, she just bothers me. I feel like there are a million and one similarities between my life and the Hills. Gotta love that.....well, not really. Their life is just so much more fabulous.
Now I'm just needing to vent on how much I seriously love the Hills. I can deny it all I want, but like, it's just so damn appealing. Like, it's their life but yet it's not. They pretty much are acting, but it feels so real and it's like, wow, this is happening. Cool. Oh curses. I'm in love with the Hills. Years ago, when it first premiered, I promised myself I wasn't gonna gonna get into this show. I would avoid reality shows like the plague. I pretty much thought that if I saw it, I was gonna like, turn into a lifeless reality watching drone. And I must say that wow, I'm not. I guess since the Hills isn't really reality. They should like, do more on their promotion of the show...like that Rolling Stone photoshoot. I would love to see the dirt on that shit. I mean, Heidi-Ho Bag and LC-CB in the same area? Where it is supposed to be staged and not where they really staged it but they're trying to make it look like it wasn't. But ah well. I'll still be watching the Hills come August. And really, August? Like, WTF? Actually could they push it to September? I really hate watching it on my computer(which is still a bitch!!!!) because when it gets to the big intense moments, it pauses to buffer and stops awkwardly on them so I have drunk Drina and LC-CB doing what she seems to be doing best-crying.
Oh yeah, like, what the hell was up with LC-CB's pjs? I mean, come on. Like, a dress? At least Drina and Lo-Life did it right with actual pajamas. You don't always have to look perfect...I mean, seriously.