I can't resist a boy in glasses

Now, I admit I am a Kevin Jonas Fan before a Joe Jonas fan, but lately, I dont know, Joe is just fucking hot. Do you see those glasses? Man, I would rip those off so fast.....god damn, that is hott. I mean, I dont know, but hot guys in rectangle glasses basically make me die. Like, he's cute and all without the glasses. Like, Kevin or Joe without glasses? Yes, Kevin. Kevin or Joe with glasses? Joe indefinitely. Kevin with glasses or Joe with glasses? Sadly, Joe just rocks them better than anyone can. I wish he would wear them more often. I need a poster of that. Joe Jonas, will you marry me? Yes, I know my friends can kill me because I like Joe, but god damn, he's hot!


Alright, I'm done venting on that. No, wait, one more. God damn, I want that.

Dear Undisclosed Bitch

Dear Undisclosed Bitch,


You know what I hate? You. I hate being replaced. I hate being ignored. I really wish I wasn't so hard up for friends because you suck. You're a cocky, self-centered whore who really annoys me with the way that you just forget your old friend, and replace me with someone new. I hate you. Undisclosed Bitch, could you just go away?
See, I wish I could find a friend that wasn't as annoying as you.

Sincerely,
Irreplaceable, but to you replaceable ME.

I Killed Someone

Yes, you heard right. I've decided to come clean on the first post here. Me and Serena Van Der Woodsen have a lot more in common than just our lovely blonde locks(hers real and mine bottle) and our love of drinks. I killed some hobo in the back of South Hall. He was really pissing me off. Kept asking to help him get in. Yeah, no. Like his ID card "wasn't working." Eh, oh well.

It's Finals Week here in good ol' Hazy. I'm already hating it. Took two finals, and I'm basically sick to my stomach. Sadly that hasnt stopped me from eating Zours. Yeah, they're addicting. Even when sick I want to throw them down my throat. But slowly. Don't want to choke or something.

Currently my room is in upheaval. Not that I mind. Now it looks a bit like home.


Look forward to more random ass posts. ;)