Dear Undisclosed Bitch

Dear Undisclosed Bitch,


You know what I hate? You. I hate being replaced. I hate being ignored. I really wish I wasn't so hard up for friends because you suck. You're a cocky, self-centered whore who really annoys me with the way that you just forget your old friend, and replace me with someone new. I hate you. Undisclosed Bitch, could you just go away?
See, I wish I could find a friend that wasn't as annoying as you.

Sincerely,
Irreplaceable, but to you replaceable ME.