Why Yes, I Do Like To Scream Inappropriately At Concerts

People always scream at concerts. It's like, this golden rule("No, the golden rule is always tell the truth." "Well then, the silver rule." "Why the silver rule?" "Okay, copper rule." Ah, Camp Rock.) of concerts. The newest Rolling Stone explains it all scientifically and confusing, but it makes sense. But me on the other hand, I don't just scream nothing. I scream random words. Like, when Jonas is super hot, I screamed SEX. Yes, sex. Thank goodness that isn't on tape. But what is on tape(twice, I may add) is me screaming, "Mandolin." Random, right? Well, Kevin pulled one out, and Joe asked what it was and Kevin answers, "mandolin." So I freaked. I looove the mandolin. It's true. When I went on the Martin Guitar tour, I was freaking over the mandolin. They are so cute. I love them. But yeah. I scream awkwardly. Note to people: if you're sit by me at a concert, be prepared for really random words coming out of my mouth. I need to stop getting on tape saying these awkward things. Sigh.

Happy Birthday Harry!

Any Potter fans will know that July 31st is Harry Potter's Birthday. I have no clue how old he is or would be(those books and the date confuse me, so I don't know) but yay for Harry!!! Thought I'd say it. :)

Colbert Loves The Pussy Too!

Dude, this cat is totally famous. I want Princess Chunk. She is kick ass awesome. :) Even Colbert talks about it. That's how you know you're famous.


Why yes, this photo is saved as colbertpussy :)

LC-CB Makes A Return!

So that apparently is the newest Entertainment Weekly. I'll be excited to read it. Because, frankly, I love the Hills and I love this cover shot. One of my favs, ever. I know Lauren Conrad is just annoying as shit(not as much as Heidi Ho Bag) but seriously, this pic kinda just is amazing. I heart it.

Go Hills. You go be fake, and I'll continue to watch. :D

Boy, that is One Big Pussy

.....Cat.





L.O.L. I love it. And there you have it, the first of as many Inappropriate News Covers I Can Find. :) I'll try to find more.

PA? That's all we get Demi?

Dear Demi,

So I was just on Myspace and looked at your list of dates. I saw you were performing at the "PA Fair." Now, come on. You couldn't have written "Allentown Fair"? Is that SOOO hard? Tsk tsk Demi. Get it right. The Jonas Brothers can. SO CAN YOU.

Sincerely,

Allentown Fair Lover.

Damn That Mother Chucker

Best. Line. Ever.

Hands Down.


I can't wait for Gossip Girl. September First needs to come.

Miley Cyrus and a 16 y/o Chris Martin - Sounds Killer

So I just read that Miley Cyrus would all be for a 16 year old Chris Martin. So would I, dear. SO. WOULD. I. But that would be illegal for me. So he'd have to age a bit.

But man, what is up with this Coldplay/Miley Cyrus back and forth talking about each other? Makes me feel awesome to be a fan of both. sigh.

The Greatest Casting Ever

So I don't think I've ever really mentioned it here but Tim Burton is doing the new Alice in Wonderland movie, going to be released in 2010. I hate that it's so far away, but it's Tim Burton. I can wait. That movie is gonna be hella awesome. And then Lindsay Lohan wanted to be Alice. UGH. I wanted Taylor Momsen but they picked some unknown from Australia. I guess I'll deal...

But the best ever came with that. Who is like always in Tim Burton's films? He is a fearless actor, has been a huge variety of characters. Dressed in drag, all that jazz. My Nana's favorite actor.

Yes, Johnny Depp.

I said I probably wouldn't watch another new Johnny Depp movie, but I feel like this is a sign. My favorite thing, and Johnny Depp is in it. My Nana is saying, it's cool. Live life on. Don't deny yourself such fun for me.

And I have to smile.

Johnny Depp. Mad Hatter. How much better could that get???

Oh No You Didn't, Person on Oh No They Didn't!

I like going on Oh No They Didn't, I enjoy getting news from there. There was a Jonas post and I see this. Direct Quote and pic:


this post is approved by the ugly jonas:




AH! Do not diss the Tank!!! Bitch is gonna get a beatdown!!!!