I Could Totally Paint Faces, Right?

Come on, it's can't be THAT hard...right? I need a job this summer. PRONTO. Like, for realsies. And me and my sister painting faces? M-F, flexible hours. I could rock that shit. Of course, then I might lose out on my paleness. Oh no, then I'd stop dazzling!!! BOO. I love to dazzle, and not get leathery skin. Yep

I need to update this more. I'm lazy. I also tweet too much. I apparently tweet during the 9 o'clock hour the most. Eh, I don't know. I just know that tonight is ANTM and I'm one of the lucky bitches who doesn't have a lot of work. I have work. Just not a lot.

oh yeah, if anyone still does visit this, visit: http://demistylesource.com yep.

OH YEAH! and



Tiffany is awesome. She'd be awesomer if she went to Hershey on Sat. I just need a Demi tweet saying she's going. I'll legit die.

Oh and wanna count? That's two celeb tweets back. I feel very cool. Now, to just get Demi to notice my site. :)

Oh yeah, I'll update this more, k?

I Feel Like Randomly Do This

Demi Lovato always signs her name demiiiiiii.




So I wanna sign my name like that.


Aliiiii


It just doesn't look at good. But it's almost like how my nephew says my name: "Ah!-lee." :D

It's Always Sonny in Hazleton...

That was the first catchy title I've been able to come up with since like, forever. I'm pretty proud of it.

Anyways, this is a Demi Lovato post. Shoot me. I don't give a fuck. The name Sonny is actually really growing on me. I kinda love it now. Damn, now look what happened there. She even seems like a Sonny to me. Fuck, I thought I was gonna hate the whole show. I might like it. Might. But only because of these two awesome people pictured below.
Jo! Jo! Jo!!!! Oh my gosh, no fucking lie that excited me times a million. I love Nancy McKeon. She is BOSS. Haven't used that in forever. But really, I love this. I mean, fuck, if this has Jo from Facts of Life on it, it HAS to be good. I'm not lying. I will pretty much watch anything with her in it. Facts of Life reunion? Check. That crappy Christmas movie a few years ago? Oh hell yes. Her Lifetime TV show? A few times, yeah, I checked that shit out. I love Nancy McKeon. It's like how I love the DeLuises. They can do no wrong. I'll always love them.

Oh yeah and Demi is in the pic too. Fuck, I love her. Eventually I'll meet her....again. Damn, that sounds really conceited. Eh, I don't care.

There's also other pics from that particular episode of Sonny With A Chance.


I like......her shoes? I'm shaking my head in shame. But I'll still watch.

Selena Got OWNED

So, Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato are really big fans of the band Paramore. As am I. I love Hayley. She's amazing. Her voice is incredible, and it's such a rock and up tempo that I love to hear. Really, it's some great rock music. It's about one of the only newer bands that actually can be considered rock, in my opinion at least.

Anyways, Demi Lovato got to meet Paramore, and she was adorable meeting them. I mean, it was the cutest thing, because you could see how much she loved the band, and it was a dream of hers to meet them.

Now, Selena Gomez is doing an album. I know, it's gonna suck. I will not be buying. But she's doing a band thing. Which will not work. It will be Selena Gomez's band. Sorry, she can't do it. I mean, she's running auditions for it. For me, that's not the way you start a band. Yes, you do that for maybe one or two members, but I feel like you need at least two people to start a band. I mean, I could randomly go, I'm starting a band today. And I'll put up fliers looking for bandmates. The band is solely for me. It doesn't work.

And when asked about her "band," Selena expressed interest in doing a duet with Hayley Williams and Paramore. I laughed. The band really isn't Disney, and basically doesn't give a fuck. That's why I like them.

So someone asked Hayley Williams. Click to read it since that's the biggest I could get it.
I love that. She totally denied Selena, but still said she likes Demi. I love it. I don't know, but lately Selena is getting on my nerves. She's trying too goddamn hard in my opinion. Stop trying to be the next Miley. She really wants to be the Disney queen. I don't think Demi does. I think she's just happy being in Disney and having a career and being able to do what she loves. Selena is looking to beat Miley. Which, sorry, won't happen. Miley is on top of the world. She's beyond Disney, but not really. You can tell she no longer gives a crap what most people think of her. I mean, she's not going out and getting drunk, she's still a role model, but she is living her life, how she wants to. Good for her.




Demi Owns All, Miley is pretty fucking awesome, and Selena is becoming an Epic Fail.

Jo! Jo!

Okay, so today, while checking all the Demi Lovato sites I can think of, one mentioned that for Demi's new tv show, Sunny With A Chance, Nancy McKeon will play her mom.

Nancy Fucking McKeon.

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited!!!!!!!!! I looooove her. No lie. She was my favorite on Facts of Life. I mean, I thought I was just like her, the bad ass tomboy(which I'm pretty much not anymore). I mean, that show, plus most of Nick @ Nite was my life when I was little. Oddly enough, I grew up on most of the shows my mom did, because Nick @ Nite was ALWAYS on my tv. Facts of Life, Three's Company, Brady Bunch, Gilligan's Island. They were my shit. I fucking loved those. I still remember getting into the Brady Bunch. For like a month, I had my hair just like Marcia, season one. And for a while, I walked so my hair would bounce from side to side like Jan's. And then with Facts of Life, I wore roller skates for probably a year, just to be like Tootie season one. I mean, I'm not lying about this stuff. Ask my mom. I skated around the house all the time. My poor Grammy, sick and everything, and there I am whizzing around on skates. You can even see some evidence of that. Random signs I made, like skating stop signs and then something for fixing outfits? I don't know, I was a really weird kid. You'd be really weirded out if you knew what I did when I was little. Sigh. I was lonely, alright? I had four siblings, then none. So I would make up like, entire schools of people. Yeah, I did. What of it.

Wow, this is completely off topic, but yay for nancy McKeon! I can so see her as the mom. And I am sooooooo excited. Almost as excited for Demi being on the show.

I Heart ?

And yes, I did make that a Taylor Swift song reference. Yeah, I know. I'm lame. But hell, who the fuck isn't.

So the point of this is because I realized that I totally thought these random three dudes totally hot. And no, they aren't named Kevin, Nick, and Joe. They go by the names of Zachary, Nicholas, and Cole.

1) Zachary Levi


Yes, I know that I have never seen his show Chuck. I've been told I should. But for serious, I already can't keep up with the shows I watch now. But I was watching Best Week Ever last night, and him and this other dude were on, and I just went, wow, he's hot. Like, really cute. May I jump him? I'd love to show our love of Wham! with him.(Note: that's what they were doing on Best Week Ever. Random, but awesome) I mean, his hair, rawr, I wanted to give it a noogie. And that's kinda an affection thing I think of. I don't know. I'm really weird.


2) Nicholas Braun


Exactly what I thought, who the fuck is this guy? But I was watching Minutemen(which seemed alright from what I saw) and he's the tall one of the three Minutemen. I was like, he is def cute. I wonder how tall he is. He's like, 6'5" or 6'6". I was like, um...that's a foot taller than me. But I'd be cool with that. He also is gonna be in that movie with Selena and Demi, Princess Protection Program. I was like, right on. He'll be my eye candy for the movie. I love me some eye candy.

3) Cole Sprouse

I know, I know, What. The. Fuck. But for some reason, he got cute. Not the other one. Ew. Cole got taller and slightly better looking. Like I was watching The Suite Life on Deck(which kinda sucks), and I suddenly wondered, why am I feeling slightly attracted to this goofy as fuck 16 year old? It really worried me. It still worries me.

Almost Breaking My Own Fashion Rule

So, I love band tees. I really do. Lately, it just seems to complete an outfit. But I have this issue. This thing that bothers me. I refuse, absolutely refuse, to wear a shirt with a band on it where I do not have a cd or even a song on my ipod. Case in point: I almost bought a Rolling Stones shirt tonight. It was really cute, but then I went, "wtf me? I don't listen to them." I mean, there's no doubt that the Rolling Stones are an amazing band. I just haven't gotten into them. And if I wore a t-shirt with them on it, it'ssaying I ejoy their music. But I haven't done that yet. So then I'm a liar. And well, that's just not right. Like, I wanted a Ramones shirt. And I thought, I'm not buying it(or making it in my case) until I download at least one cd, and judge it, and see if I actually like it. Like, I really don't like people who wear these band t-shirts and they don't listen to them. For serious, I worry about Demi. She wears all those old band t-shirts, and I don't know if she listens to them. But whatever. It's just my opinion, but it's true. ;)

Definitely Not a "Middle" of the Road CD

So I happily have Demi's new cd. And no, I didn't take a pic of myself with it. I resisted. Anyways, it is that time of the blog that I review a CD. Oh I'm excited. I really love doing these. Like, I wanna do this for a living. Gotta contact EW.

Demi Lovato - "Don't Forget"

1. La La Land - A strong opener. It sets the tone very well. Pop, with rock influences. I really like the thought she's trying to get out. LA is just a machine, like Hollywood Records. But I like that she isn't the person that everyone wants her to be. Even though she did in fact change for Disney, I don't think she sacrificed that much of herself. I love her voice in this. When she belts it out, I just wanna go and scream. This is definitely a cd to sing along to. I love those. This is like I said, a great beginner. I mean, it's a very good song for girls now. I mean, you should stay yourself. Don't change for anyone. Gosh, I need to listen to that.

2. Get Back - Now playing for around the 315th(no lie) time on my ipod, it still is great. You would think a song played that many times gets boring. It doesn't. I still love to sing along to it. I also love how this is very backwards of most writing now. I mean, whenever a girl or guy sings about a broken relationship. I mean, usually there is just some amazing attraction and love for each other. Or they are happy to be apart. But really, she wants to get back with a guy that she fought with. She enjoyed the fighting. It's just interesting to me. Fighting for nothing. I just feel this relationship as roller coaster crazy, with ups and downs, but very emotional and deep. I love it.

3. Trainwreck - Once again Demi plays with what is usually written about. At least that is to me. I mean, the guy in the song is apparently a fucking mess. Medication, and doctors, and OCD. But she's undeniably attracted to him. I think this would be in real life. I also love the fact Demi wrote this song completely by herself. Miley definitely cannot say that. But back to the song, Demi is very good on this song. It isn't slow, but it isn't a belter, or full out dance song, it's a very just catchy song. I mean, it's good, don't get me wrong, but I feel like this song isn't as full in as the rest. But that isn't bad. I can't stress that enough. Haha.

4. Party - I love this song. So fucking catchy. I don't know if it can be construed as rock, but you can definitely hear that rock influence. For some reason the lyrics make me think of Miley/Katy Perry's "Breakout" but done so much better. Both songs are really not about anything except having fun. I love those songs. I also think Demi does it better. Miley's is just too bubblegum. Demi at least has that rock influence there. And you can hear it here. And she screams it out a bit, which, with her, I love. It's awkward when she calls out Dallas, Texas, just because it seems very contrived and pushed. I would have preferred to just have "come on, bring it home for me!" That's just my opinion, but it's true.(wink to my finnish spitz)
Oh and BTW, Robert Scwartzman(cue Lovebug things) helped with this. Go Rooney. I miss that band.

5. On The Line - FEATURING JONAS BROTHERS - There's my first beef with this song. Why the fuck does that have to come up? Really, we got it, the Jonas Brothers helped with this song. You don't need to repeart it all the fucking time. Anyways, the song is alright, I mean, it's not incredible, but it is catchy. I have to admit, Nick sounds great in this song. Those first notes he hits, gives me the shudders, no lie. I kinda wanted to hear Nick and Demi duet a bit, but it's mostly just Demi and Joe. I don't mind that, but I think Nick and Demi are probably suited more for each other.
Oh yes, Second Beef: Where's the K2? Like, all he does is guitar. No back vocals at all. WTF Demi?
Third Beef: "I try to call you again but get your mailbox" Who the fuck calls it a mailbox? It's VoiceMail, kids. Learn it.
Fourth Beef: Tragical I can't believe that is actually a word. I mean, I think tragic gets the point across. It sounds like a word London Tipton made up, to go with dramatical. Idk.

6. Don't Forget - Probably my second favorite song on the cd. I just love the feel of this song. So pretty, really. I love the slow part, so great to sing along too. And you can sorta hear Demi's pain, which, in my opinion, is kinda hard to do. Like, I can't hear Nick's pain in "A Little Bit Longer" or Miley in "Goodbye"(the latter, maybe, I haven't listened to that song in a while). But you can hear Demi's feelings. And I love that. I just love this song. And I love the little rock out part. Really gets the point across with the song. Its very emotional, and you can tell it is. I love that.

7. Gonna Get Caught - I'm a little unsure on this. I have listened to this song a few times, but I can't seem to remember it all that well. But it's about cheating. And Demi was Seventh choice. Damn. That is harsh. But for some reason, it didn't surprise me that the Jonas Brothers helped with this song. The feeling of this song is just different than the rest of the cd to me. It lacks something, I don't know.

8. Two Worlds Collide - One of the two songs I wish they had left a word out of. Chuck "collide" from this and "don't" from "Don't Forget." I like this song enough, it's about her friendship with Selena, I believe. But I feel like it's gonna be in like, "A Walk to Remember." The music is so romantic sappy movie trailer. It is a good song, but I wanna figure out if Demi is the one hurt and in trouble, just because from what I heard, she was unpopular and not liked, and Selena was popular. I don't know. It is a good song, but not that good. She's talked about this song a bunch and I don't know, it's a bit of a fail.

9. The Middle - For some reason, my favorite song. Not written by Demi or Jonas Brothers. Maybe that's saying something. It's darker, sexier than the other songs. And I love it. It feels like a writing song to me. I mean the whole "I like it, I like it, I like it" is pretty sexy IMO for a 16 year old. And I love the chorus, especially the line "I wanna crash, I wanna fall." I just really love this song. Makes me want to look into this girl name Kara DioGuardi, who wrote it with John Fields and Jason Reeves. She also does vocals, so hmmm....
I just found out she's the new American Idol judge? Weird.....

10. Until You're Mine - I like this. It's definitely got a cool feeling to it. I like the jumps from soft and slow to fast and raw. Definitely something I enjoy. Once again about love. I kinda wished the lyrics were more obsessive. Like you can tell the writer wants this person. But I just wanted it to be darker and edgier. But I still like it.

11. Believe In Me - This song always seems to pop up on my shuffle. Like, after itself. I don't know. It's interesting and once again Kara Dioguardi worked on it, who seriously, worked on everything. Camp Rock, Hannah Montana, Hilary Duff, and like, a million others. This song sounds early Kelly Clarkson. That's it. Definitely Kelly's first or second cd, moreso her first. But it's alright. Not the greatest. It's meh.


Overall: B+, A-. I think that Entertainment Weekly judged her really severely. It didn't even feel like the person listened to it. I mean, every song is singable and decent. Some more than others.

While Demi did fail at some of the songs, she did rock more. And when she rocked them, she fucking knocked them on their asses.

Welcome to Mollywood -> Welcome to Holliwood -> Holliwood -> Sunny With A Chance?

Yeah, those are all the names that have been circling for Demi's new show. Like, I just got a message from Selena saying it's Holliwood. But apparently it's Sunny With A Chance. Idk on that name. I mean, I get what they're trying. That whole name thing where it works on two levels. Like, the weather report, but really it's a girl with a chance. I just don't know. I'll have to wait and see.

Molly

Holli

Sunny

I can't pick which name is worse. I just don't know

Oh my gosh, Yippee!

Read that. Okay, the first few lines. Demi went to a photoshoot for Entertainment Weekly! That magazine is my shiz. Like, no lie, that made me smile. They do the best photoshoots. Can't wait to see that! :D

The BJC Fucking Rules!

So at like, 9:15 yesterday morning, I traveled from Kim's dorm room(after not getting a lot of sleep and watching her roommate play Grand Theft Auto. That was hilarious) to the BJC. After waiting a rediculous amount of time, I got seats in 114L. And the three weren't even together. I was like, well, this is the best we'll get. But then I tried to find Jonas and traveled more and really killed my feet. But then, we made it to the concert time, and dude. It. Was. Amazing. Holy shit. I cannot tell a lie. Those boys fucking rocked the house. I died a bit. Our seats were right behind the soundboard....:D

Then, who do we see as Jonas begin and everyone is focused on that?

Selena Fucking Gomez and Papa J!!!!!!11!!!!one!!!!

Me and Jenn lost it. We finally found them! After so many concerts of seeing nothing(which I actually did see something and had no idea) but dude, they were right there. Holy fuck.

So as JB rocked more and more, and I had just gotten an awesome pic or they did something awesome, I turned my back to the concert and to Jenn. My hat(derby from Vintage store!) was on the seat next to me, and Jenn's like, wide eyed and star struck. I turn and there's this enormous black man walking right past me.

Fucking Big Rob. For real.

He knocked my hat off my seat, he was that giant and dude, I was like, oh my gosh, it's fucking Big Rob!!!

Then I think after ALBL or before, I don't know, Selena had to leave. People were noticing her. So once again, I got to have her go right past me. More subtle dying inside man. Then Papa J came back and was rocking out to his sons in the sound board. He is so cool. I love him. I creeped on him and took photos. But I wasn't as bad as the two girls who were trying to find Selena again and took like, a million pics a piece with Papa J. Weirdos.

BJC rules. Best night ever. I wish my S had been there. :(

Allentown Jonas - Best Pics

The best pics I could do. :D


Demi at piano.
Singing
Smiling
rawr sexy beasts.
I love kevin. But you all knew that.
Demi's back.
I really am proud I was able to capture that emotion. He just looks broken. I want to hold him.
Mmmm sexy beasts again.
Other than stupid head, I love this pic.


My fav pic. Go Joe.
They were so high, it was crazy.


Love bug!

Rock me Sexy kevin
Aw, it's over.

I Didn't Know It Then, But I Spotted Selena At Allentown

I did spot her. Two photos. Go me. See?
She's in white BTW. On the right in first pic, on the left in second. :)

Demi!!!

So I got to meet Demi again. And she rocks. Even though it took hella long to meet her, and I had my sister texting me to just leave. Uh no. I didn't pay 20 bucks to not meet her.

And two of her band mates, Kevin and Drew were like taking pics with people. So I got autographs and pic. Drew is hot. Like, really cute. Glasses, nerdy, plays guitar. Um, yes please? I'd like him to rock me instead of that guitar. Oh dear. I might have gone too far with that.

And then Demi. I think this time I was worse. Like, I wasn't star struck but it went so. damn. fast. Like, I go in, and she says hi, and then 1 2 3 picture! And I head to leave. I felt bad because she turns and goes, "Well, thank you!" The way she said it made me feel bad. I was just, "Thanks!" but like, you could def tell she wanted to talk to her fans more. Like, aw. Next time I'll rock it....

...Which should have been yesterday. I tried to con my way into getting another wristband without paying at the BJC. Bitches served me. I was like, damn it. Ah well. Eventually eventually. It's not like I didn't meet her. And now I have a decent photo with her! yay!Drew is sooo cute. And Kevin is wearing a Pennsylvania sweatshirt.
I love Demi.

Okay, I Wanted To Scratch It

Go to: http://www.scratchandsniffjonas.com/


I think that's really cute.


I also think I'm a lameass because I really wanted to scratch it. No lie. I had to stop myself numerous times from scratching it. I didn't want to look that dumb. But really, it makes you want to scratch it. Oh well.

A Vest A Day Keeps The Sweatpants Away

So for this year at school, I am determined to not stop caring about how I look. Like, I mean, I know it's not everything, but I really personally want to look good everyday. Can I be blamed for that? Yeah, didn't think so. So if I keep dressing nice, I'll be happy.


And I am totally rocking a Demi inspired outfit today. Red Beatles shirt, vest, dark skinny jeans and high boots. Like, it's right out of her wardrobe. So proud of myself. I am simply loving my outfits this year. Three knockouts outta three, IMO.


Now to just keep that up...I think I can do that.

The Vest Has Been Found

It really has. I'm going to get it. I am so excited. :D I'd like to thank my mommy, the person who found the vest, and Demi for wearing it. :D


Yay.

The Boys Are Back In The Game

Now, recently, my boys(yes I called them my boys) haven't really been doing a lot of funny videos. And yeah, they are kinda staged, but you know what? I still love them.

Feast your eyes on this:

Incredible! To quote Joe.


I love them. And Demi.

Tell Me Something I Don't Understand: Selena's Song

Dear Selena,

So. We have a lot of things we gotta talk about here. I've been having some beefs with you lately. So let's get down to business, shall we?

First off, I really hate that your singing is bunched in with Miley Cyrus' and Demi's. Okay, so you can sorta sing. I can too. But I mean, when I listen to Demi or Miley, I can actually hear how awesome they are. You on the other hand, are way too computerized. It bothers me. It really does. I mean, who told you you could sing? I sure as hell didn't.

Speaking of singing, wtf is up with your song? Seriously, tell me what it is about. I dare you. Because I cannot make sense of the damn song. Is it about being famous? Or some stupid guy? Please tell me. Because I just can't figure out what the fuck it's about. It's catchy as hell, but it makes no sense.

Another thing: you're not rock and roll. Like, is your name Hayley Williams? No. Stop attempting. I mean, I know I'm not, and I don't claim to be. I just try to be myself. Like, don't take this the wrong way, because I love your style, but sometimes you just try too hard. There's so many photos of you doing these rock and roll things, and question(I totally Shrute'd that): can you play an instrument? I'm not sure you can. Just be your goddamn self. Sometimes I wonder how you and Demi are such close friends. She's pretty true to herself, and has been through the rough times. She doesn't hide from herself anymore. You, my dear, are simply a poser.

Oh yeah, and wtf is up with you and Nick Jonas? I know you're not dating him. You're dating your onscreen brother, or cousin. I'm pretty sure there's some incest going on in your family. Sorry. Shouldn't you be pregnant by now? Your mom was. I mean, don't you dare still that Mop Top Cutie's virginity and get your eggo preggo. Because if you do, I'm pretty sure every teenage girl will hunt you down. I would.

Overall, recently you've just been bothering the shit out of me. Don't get me wrong, you probably are a really sweet and cool girl, but I just feel like Demi is simply more real than you, hell, even Miley is more real than you. Idk.

Sincerely,

The girl in the sorta empty NYC bus that screamed "Selena" really loud at the thought of seeing you. Now, not so much.

P.S. Give back Nick's shirt, or tell me where you got it. I want it.

P.P.S. Who's the happy creeper in that pic?

Stop Fucking Torturing Me

Dear Demi,


Please just tell me where you got this vest. I want it. Like, stop wearing it and teasing me. Please Please PLEASE! I want it badly. And I will not rest until I have it. Demi, I'm serious. Tell me now, or....I won't buy your cd early!!!!






Okay, no, I'm def buying it early. Ha, I got a little crazy there. Just please say where you got it!

Sincerely,

Vest Wanter