That's Enough, Jessica Alba(Part 4)

Dear Jessica Alba,

I warned you. You were supposed to stop acting. And what do you do to get back at me??? Get a gig on The Office? Oh, it's on. I swear to God I'm gonna hire an assassin to get you wounded so you can't do the episode. Because I won't leave an innocent baby motherless. Maybe I'll paralyze you so you can never act. I just can't believe. WHORE!!!!

Why do you have to go on and murder The Office? It was already going downhill, you're going to kill it!!!!!!


Excuse me while I go mourn The Office.

Show-killer!!!!!!

Sincerely,

Widow of the Office

That's Enough, Jessica Alba(Part 3)

Dear Jessica Alba,

Haven't I told you this enough times??? Stop trying. Seriously. Take your baby and your baby daddy and just, get the fuck out of LA or anywhere a camera will find you. I mean, seriously, you can't act, you're not cool, and this dress? What, did you want to wear a blimp? I mean, fuck. Your whole outfit equals Fail. Just, go away. Please? I'll pay you.


Sincerely,

Eyes Burnt Out

That's Enough, Jessica Alba(Part 2)

Dear Jessica Alba,

Please stop acting. It hurts. You're painful to watch. You really are. So stop while some people can still get away from you. PLEASE. I'm begging. Just go back to your baby, and live a normal life. Enough with the crap acting.

Sincerely,

Forced to watch The Love Guru

That's Enough, Jessica Alba

Dear Jessica Alba,


Recently, you did that whole bondage picture? Yeah....And now you're all Hannibal Lector? Okay, seriously, do you enjoy putting those creepy images in people's minds? Every rapist and fan of you probably enjoyed seeing you tied up(I no doubt think you also liked that) but now I must be tortured with the thought of you eating my brains. I mean, I need my brains so that way, I don't go see any of your crappy movies. And I'm sorry, but you're scarier than Anthony Hopkins, no lie. You kill every film you're in, and now you're moving onto people? Wonderful.

Sincerely,

I'll keep my brains, thanks. And my money.


P.S. You're a fucking creeper. Get off my computer screen.