Dear Jessica Alba,
Recently, you did that whole bondage picture? Yeah....And now you're all Hannibal Lector? Okay, seriously, do you enjoy putting those creepy images in people's minds? Every rapist and fan of you probably enjoyed seeing you tied up(I no doubt think you also liked that) but now I must be tortured with the thought of you eating my brains. I mean, I need my brains so that way, I don't go see any of your crappy movies. And I'm sorry, but you're scarier than Anthony Hopkins, no lie. You kill every film you're in, and now you're moving onto people? Wonderful.
Sincerely,
I'll keep my brains, thanks. And my money.
P.S. You're a fucking creeper. Get off my computer screen.
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