Tuesday, December 16, 2008

That's Enough, Jessica Alba(Part 4)

Dear Jessica Alba,

I warned you. You were supposed to stop acting. And what do you do to get back at me??? Get a gig on The Office? Oh, it's on. I swear to God I'm gonna hire an assassin to get you wounded so you can't do the episode. Because I won't leave an innocent baby motherless. Maybe I'll paralyze you so you can never act. I just can't believe. WHORE!!!!

Why do you have to go on and murder The Office? It was already going downhill, you're going to kill it!!!!!!

Excuse me while I go mourn The Office.



Widow of the Office

1 comment:

The Drowsy Observer said...


I fucking hate jessica alba. Thankfully she won't really be on the show, since it's just the office trying to watch a bootlegged movie that has jack black and jessica alba in it, but still. fuck jessica alba.

and the show has not been going down hill. i don't know what you're talking about. the show is so awesome, still, after 5 years.

mistisar-a retarded way to say mister.