It's Always Sonny in Hazleton...

That was the first catchy title I've been able to come up with since like, forever. I'm pretty proud of it.

Anyways, this is a Demi Lovato post. Shoot me. I don't give a fuck. The name Sonny is actually really growing on me. I kinda love it now. Damn, now look what happened there. She even seems like a Sonny to me. Fuck, I thought I was gonna hate the whole show. I might like it. Might. But only because of these two awesome people pictured below.
Jo! Jo! Jo!!!! Oh my gosh, no fucking lie that excited me times a million. I love Nancy McKeon. She is BOSS. Haven't used that in forever. But really, I love this. I mean, fuck, if this has Jo from Facts of Life on it, it HAS to be good. I'm not lying. I will pretty much watch anything with her in it. Facts of Life reunion? Check. That crappy Christmas movie a few years ago? Oh hell yes. Her Lifetime TV show? A few times, yeah, I checked that shit out. I love Nancy McKeon. It's like how I love the DeLuises. They can do no wrong. I'll always love them.

Oh yeah and Demi is in the pic too. Fuck, I love her. Eventually I'll meet her....again. Damn, that sounds really conceited. Eh, I don't care.

There's also other pics from that particular episode of Sonny With A Chance.


I like......her shoes? I'm shaking my head in shame. But I'll still watch.

Fucking Deluise!

This is so old. Like, from when I had a tv in my room. haha. Actually I have no idea where I took this pic. But it's David DeLuise, from WoWP! I love me some DeLuises. So adorable. They need to take over the world. Legit.

Ali Lohan, You Cannot Act

Dear Ali Lohan,

Just because your sister can act doesn't mean you can. Because you suck. And I'm not saying that just because I hate you, because I do. But I spent two hours watching Mostly Ghostly, the movie with you, Madison Pettis, Miley's little sister, some big nerd, the red headed bully from Everyone Hates Chris, and the cruelly cute short kid from Minutemen(he's 13, wtf? Why do I find him cute? I am robbing the cradle, damnit). Anyways, all these kids could act. You couldn't. I mean, I know I could act better than you. You were supposed to play the super cute(which already is like, a massive stretch for you) dumb girl. I mean, sure, anyone can memorize lines, but you have to put some emotion in them. Like, you did nothing. You read lines. It was really pathetic. I mean, come on, Noah Cyrus can act better than you. She's like, 8. Not even. And she is ten times better than you. No, twenty times better.

So please stop while other people haven't been subjected to your bad ass acting. PLEASE.

BTW, that movie was really confusing. And I did waste two hours to watch it, just to be completely distracted at the end. I will never know how those kids became ghosts. I'd really like to know. Oh well. It was a cute movie.

Oh yeah, props to David DeLuise! He truly is a highlight in my Disney days. :)

And if anyone wonders why I watched the bad movie, I had a horrible stomach and really was too lazy to change the channel. Damn you fire balls. DAMN YOU.


So Ali Lohan, have you stopped acting? I better not see anything upcoming on your imdb list!!!

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One movie. Troll. Very accurate for you.

Sincerely,

Used to be a huge fan of Lindsay Lohan, and now a big fan of David DeLuise.

Baldwin Alert!

I wish I had gotten a photo, I really do.

So, when I was in New York, at the Camp Rock premiere, everyone is like, looking for the stars. Being the awkward one I am, I start looking up and down the white carpet, and who do I see?

Oh yes, a Baldwin brother.

Now I'm not completely sure if it was really him or not, I mean, it was far away, and I was with all these annoying little brats. But of course, I go to Sam, "Oh my gosh, it's a Baldwin brother!" As people chant Joe, or Nick, or Kevin, I scream "BALDWIN!!!!" really loud. Like really loud. This mom near me just started laughing. She knew who I was talking about. Me and the mom, we're in the know.

Then people were all like, "oh who is that?" and I think someone said it was the dad from Wizards Of Waverly Place. UH, no???? I mean, seriously, get your family of celebrites right. We had on our hands a Baldwin, not a DeLuise. There's four famous ones a piece, but the Baldwins are all brothers. Dom DeLuise is the big daddy of Peter, David, and...oh fuck. IMDB tells me it's Michael. He's obviously my least favorite. I mean, seriously I love the DeLuises. David rocks at being the dad on Wizards. I was the only one who knew it was a DeLuise the minute I saw him. The second rather. I am just that good at identifying my DeLuises. And Peter is fucking Penhall from 21 Jump Street! That show was the SHIT. Seriously, if you missed it, bad! Ever day at four on the local channel in the 60's, it would be chilling in repeats. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to see Johnny Depp all young and our age. I mean, yeah, he's hot now. But you shoulda seen him back then. Scorcher! And Michael was in....oh my gosh, I always forget this! He's TJ from Gilmore Girls! Seriously, everyone has seen a DeLuise somewhere and you don't even know. Baldwins always get the credit. Whatever. Seriously, if there had been a DeLuise on that carpet, I would have died. I really would have. I'm starstruck with the DeLuises.