I Could Have Been There

I was supposed to go to New York today. And everyone fucking knows I love shopping. And I love H&M. And well, I could have been there dammit!!!!

The Magical Mystery Tour of FAO Schwartz

Dudes. No one told me that store was that fucking awesome. I mean, it's amazing. I didn't even see it all(having a little crying fit over work. Gosh I'm lame) but from what I saw, I was amazed. Giant puppies, and dragons and dinosaurs and a big Ugly Doll thing. There's a big piano I missed, but I've been on one of those in Vegas. The guards are like the ones in England. My nephew flirted with the one while I was being miserable. There's also a giant candy section. Like, man, why didn't my parents take me to the numerous awesome toy stores in NYC when I was little. They could have shoved me in there for like a week and I would have been happy.

Oh and there was a really cool Harry Potter section. All decked out like Diagon Alley and with scarves and ties, and hats and they had a time turner, the sorcerer's stone, and the maruaders map.

Pic:



So. Fucking. Awesome.

NYC is Still Creepin'

It is. Really. Though I think just a little less than before. There was this dude, while I was waiting for my sister and brother in law at the side of the David Letterman theater. I'm just like, standing there and I look over, and the guy has a camera. I mean, no big deal. Everyone has their camera out to try and catch a pic of Letterman. I get that. I did that and failed. But then this dude pulls up the camera, and I swear he fucking took a picture of me. Fucking creepy. Like, I wonder what he does with those pics. Maybe I shouldn't think about that. Probably jerks off to it. Ew. Disgusting. I just made myself SO sick. Yuck. I hate creepers.

Why does Virgin have to be closing???

At least I think it is. Well, someone told me this before. I don't know if it still is. But I love that place. So big. And it has Beatles stuff and Playboy things in the same place. That's like my heaven. All they need is some Jonas stuff and I'll be happy. They had Viva La Vida on vinyl. Do you know how close I was to buying that? Man, 20 dollars. Good thing I didnt, because I later did have to borrow money, and I'm sooo broke. I would be even more broke. If that's possible. There's like 8 dollars to my name. Though I do have a paycheck just waiting for me. I'm contemplating waiting for it til Friday so I can have two checks. :D That would be awesome.

Please, someone answer: is Virgin Megastore still closing?

I Feel So Special

Look, me and Demi were at the same place. I feel special. :D

Baldwin Alert!

I wish I had gotten a photo, I really do.

So, when I was in New York, at the Camp Rock premiere, everyone is like, looking for the stars. Being the awkward one I am, I start looking up and down the white carpet, and who do I see?

Oh yes, a Baldwin brother.

Now I'm not completely sure if it was really him or not, I mean, it was far away, and I was with all these annoying little brats. But of course, I go to Sam, "Oh my gosh, it's a Baldwin brother!" As people chant Joe, or Nick, or Kevin, I scream "BALDWIN!!!!" really loud. Like really loud. This mom near me just started laughing. She knew who I was talking about. Me and the mom, we're in the know.

Then people were all like, "oh who is that?" and I think someone said it was the dad from Wizards Of Waverly Place. UH, no???? I mean, seriously, get your family of celebrites right. We had on our hands a Baldwin, not a DeLuise. There's four famous ones a piece, but the Baldwins are all brothers. Dom DeLuise is the big daddy of Peter, David, and...oh fuck. IMDB tells me it's Michael. He's obviously my least favorite. I mean, seriously I love the DeLuises. David rocks at being the dad on Wizards. I was the only one who knew it was a DeLuise the minute I saw him. The second rather. I am just that good at identifying my DeLuises. And Peter is fucking Penhall from 21 Jump Street! That show was the SHIT. Seriously, if you missed it, bad! Ever day at four on the local channel in the 60's, it would be chilling in repeats. Don't tell me you wouldn't want to see Johnny Depp all young and our age. I mean, yeah, he's hot now. But you shoulda seen him back then. Scorcher! And Michael was in....oh my gosh, I always forget this! He's TJ from Gilmore Girls! Seriously, everyone has seen a DeLuise somewhere and you don't even know. Baldwins always get the credit. Whatever. Seriously, if there had been a DeLuise on that carpet, I would have died. I really would have. I'm starstruck with the DeLuises.

Who's That? Oh, just some 18 y/o dressed up as Blair Waldorf screaming Kevin

Yeah, that would be me. On Fox. Pretty awesome, eh? I'm fucking famous. Beat that bitches. I got them all beaten. I mean, hello, I was the real Kevin lover screaming Kevin's name. And in my dreams, he'll see that video and fall in love. Now you can see the damn person with that fucking poster. FUCKING POSTER.

Here are some photos I took as well:


Miss Demi :)
Papa Jonas

Ah, Joe smiling. So cute.


Oh yeah he saw me. ;)

The MisAdventures of the Subway

To try to speed things up a bit, and not kill our feet more than we did, we opted for the subway to get to Central Park. Too bad we head Downtown instead of Uptown.(I now have "Downtown" in my head as well as "Uptown Girls"....) We thought that we needed to go to 59th street, so we went on it. Then the train went across the water. Did we immediately worry? A little bit. But then I was the brilliant one who thought, oh it goes in a circle, we'll get there eventually. Since after all it said 59th street on the digital route thing in there. So when we got off the 59th street and 4th ave believing we were still in Manhattan, it was a little less than pleasant to see Brooklyn. Yep, we got lost in Brooklyn. It just doesn't get old. The subway worker laughed at us when we said we wanted to get back to Central Park. He knew we were subway newbies. I think everyone knew. Sigh.

Here's a picture of the map with some identifying spots. Yes. We were on for that long and did not think that much to get off.

I'm a Barbie girl!

Ha, that is me in the NYC Toys R Us. That place is the shit. No really, it's amazing. I wanted to DDR sooo badly. I mean, there's like one on every floor. How kick ass is that? And then there's animatronic dinosaurs and CandyLand people and really, the inner five year old in me just loses it. I start hoping around, from place to place seriously wanting to buy everything. I miss toys. I guess it's not very acceptable to play with them now. Sigh, stupid age. All those Barbies to waste. Oh well, I can be one. That would be fun. Though according to the Jonas Brothers FaceBook Discussion Board, I look similar to the Michalka girls, so that would mean my doll might look something like this:


Yeah, fucking scary. I'll stick with uh, no Barbie for me.

Shame on you, Disney, SHAME

Dear Disney,

So, while frantically searching 5th Avenue for a cheap pair of flip flops(oxymoron, right?) we went into the Disney store, where we found some flip flops, and I also found a lack of Alice items. Three stories, and all they could give me was four thing???? FOUR??? Alright, five if you count the two charms, but seriously. What the fuck Disney? What. The. Fuck. Alice is one the best, no the best, movie you ever did, and you can never make anything for it. I mean, dressing up the Chesire Cat? Ew, no thanks. A framed picture no one can afford. A 25 dollar snowglobe I almost bought cept the fact I didn't have the money. And two charms. Sickening, really.

And don't get me started on the fact that those stupid DisneyMania cds have the same fucking songs over and over. How many versions of Cruella De Vil does there need to be?? I mean, Alice had some great songs, but will you have an artist revamp it? NOOOO.....

Argh, Disney, ARGH.

Here are some pics at the store before I found the lack of Alice things:


I'm a Mouseketeer!Cinderella and me. :)

Holly Golightly would be proud

Of course we had to channel Breakfast at Tiffany's. Not as perfectly as I wanted, but I still loved taking the photo. Made part of the day. Too many moments to make my day. But this was quite fun. Except when gay people in suits come and walk right in front of you. I was like, EXCUSE ME! But whatever. I guess that's what you get when you're in New York. Annoying businessmen, and creepers. Ah, New York, I <3 you.

Wax Creeping

I really like the words "wax creeping." Creeper was the word of the day yesterday, I think. Used it any time we could. And I love creeping on some wax figures. It's my fav thing.

Here are some of the favorite creeping moments:


Oh my god, it's the Hulk!!!! RUN!!!!!!!!!I am so gonna be adopted. ;0


No, I fire you Donald.

So which one is wax?


I'm simply kneeling. What does your gutter mind go to???

She's just being wax Miley....

I should be there. Fucking wax museum.
Ah, it's NSYNC!!!! YES!!!!!
I love being able to punch him....

So this is like, my favorite photo, even if it is with Jessica Simpson.


He was just asking for it....



OH yeah, if you wanna see the rest, check the Facebook. :)

Gossip Girl Copying!

So me and Sam thought it would be an awesome idea to copy Miss S and B, because well, we're the new Miss S and B. That sounds kinda weird. But whatever.

So we took the relatively famed photoshoot the two did in the fourth ep, and totally rocked it out. We even dressed up like them. Well, not like they were that day, but some signature looks. We were totally awesome.

Hottest pics ever! :)

Shoeless Jenn

I laugh too much at people's misfortunes. For ten minutes after this incident, I didn't stop laughing. It was just TOO funny. Jenn bought some lovely shoes(very cute by the way) and on the way across Fifth Ave(?) the one broke. Right there. In the middle of New York. In the most expensive area. Ha, it was fucking hilarious. I guess it wasn't to Jenn, but it was to me. And because of that, we got to meet so many creepers! At least three on the aforementioned list. Oh, NY. Breaking shoes and hearts everywhere.

New York Creepers

A comprehensive list of all the creepers we encountered:

My new bestie on the bus

"You're getting wet" - Uh, what? Oh my skirt. Huh, that still is a weird opener.

Hobo - "You're beautiful....and you two! Why the fuck are you laughing?"

Psychic - "You have a good energy around you." Yeah, even with the broken shoe?

Bike People - "You need a ride?"

Drink guy - "Fucking scams! I can get this for fifty cents somewhere else!" Then, go there.

Elmo - "Dinero?"

Comedy Show People - Dog Poo. Jenn and Sam know more.

Jonas Haters - "Fucking Jonas Brothers." How dare you!!!!!

Button guys - "Do you like Michael Jackson?" "No?"(Well, I do actually) "Look at all those buttons you have!) Um, WTF?

Buses and Bad Music Combos

I figured I'd start off with the first moment of the day, the bus. I did not want to sit with a creeper(which on the way back I did) and miracuously we were saved from huge creeperdom when we got to go on our own separate bus. Okay, it wasn't like, just us. Some old people in the front were there, and I am pretty sure they were talking about us. I mean, they kept looking back. Of course they might have been really freaked out when I squealed "Selena!" at the idea of Selena Gomez maybe being at the Camp Rock premiere. Yeah I was a little hyper that early in the morning. What do you expect from me? I'm psychotic. Especially on buses.

The way there was calm and fun, and I randomly looked into unsuspecting people's windows as they drove by. But the way back. Well, I'll never forget that.

First off, I saw a kid I graduated with. AWKWARD! We also share the same birthday. I think I'm older. I was born at like, three in the morning? And that's pretty early. It was the only time in my life I was an early riser. Well, I did chill out all night. So I don't know.

Now, creepers on buses are weird. Well, I suppose any creeper is weird. But this is just one(note next post at the list of lovely creepers we met). Now, here I got to meet my new bestie:

See, isn't he an adorable creeper? He was getting on my nerves when his phone kept going off, but I guess I must have really freaked him out with my little music scare. I was listening to my favorite Demi Lovato song, "Stronger" as I was falling asleep. There's this 30 second silence at the end. So I was just falling asleep, all used to silence when...

HELP! I need somebody! Help!

Yes, the Beatles. Worst song after. EVER. I jumped like two feet and started spazzing. After realizing I'm just a loser, I tried to casually go back to sleep like nothing happened. My new bestie had to have been texting the guy he was with to tell him about this weird creeper he's stuck next to. I mean, I was doing it. Spent an hour texting Sam, who I was blocked away from because of creeper. I really had wanted my own seat. Ugh. Creepers.

New York, New York, there I went

So yesterday was the crazy amazing day of New York. And instead of doing one post with everything, I shall be doing a million posts on each topic, simply because I can. Oh yes I can. So without further adu(sp?), here is New York.