The one fucking year!

Me and S had very premature, random plans to go to Florida to see the DC games in May. We thought it would be an awesome vaca.

Except....

THEY FUCKING CANCELED IT!!! Fucktards. For real. Goddammit.

Jo! Jo!

Okay, so today, while checking all the Demi Lovato sites I can think of, one mentioned that for Demi's new tv show, Sunny With A Chance, Nancy McKeon will play her mom.

Nancy Fucking McKeon.

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited!!!!!!!!! I looooove her. No lie. She was my favorite on Facts of Life. I mean, I thought I was just like her, the bad ass tomboy(which I'm pretty much not anymore). I mean, that show, plus most of Nick @ Nite was my life when I was little. Oddly enough, I grew up on most of the shows my mom did, because Nick @ Nite was ALWAYS on my tv. Facts of Life, Three's Company, Brady Bunch, Gilligan's Island. They were my shit. I fucking loved those. I still remember getting into the Brady Bunch. For like a month, I had my hair just like Marcia, season one. And for a while, I walked so my hair would bounce from side to side like Jan's. And then with Facts of Life, I wore roller skates for probably a year, just to be like Tootie season one. I mean, I'm not lying about this stuff. Ask my mom. I skated around the house all the time. My poor Grammy, sick and everything, and there I am whizzing around on skates. You can even see some evidence of that. Random signs I made, like skating stop signs and then something for fixing outfits? I don't know, I was a really weird kid. You'd be really weirded out if you knew what I did when I was little. Sigh. I was lonely, alright? I had four siblings, then none. So I would make up like, entire schools of people. Yeah, I did. What of it.

Wow, this is completely off topic, but yay for nancy McKeon! I can so see her as the mom. And I am sooooooo excited. Almost as excited for Demi being on the show.

Chock full o' Disney

So in Transformers, there were a bunch of people who were in Disney related things last night. Let's see...

Shia LaDouche(I still love him, but I keep hearing he's a real douchebag) - Even Stevens
Megan Fox - Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Vice Principal (Hacket?) from Phil of the Future
Arwin from Suite Life of Zach and Cody
Thor from Hannah Montana


Yep, that was a bunch.

Zetus Lupetus! Oh Yes, I Said It

Come on, people, who remembers it? Zenon! Yes, Zenon! Those movies were so stellar. Okay, the first too were. The third one? Well, not so stellar. Though I never did see the third one. It was during the time when I didn't really watch Disney. Oh, who am I kidding? I always watched Disney. I just missed when it was on. And I haven't seen the third one on tv in soooooo long. It's not even aimed on it. I think there needs to be a three night thing. I would so enjoy that Major. I totally love the way they talk. Like, I want to start talking like that now. Get it in early so by 2045, it'll like, be over or something. Man, I really miss this movie. I'm watching the second one, and I also looooved the first one. Third, who knows? Not me. But I mean, I probably have seen almost every one of the Disney Channel Original Movies. I think I'm gonna find the ones I haven't seen online and catch up. So I can say that I've seen ever DCOM in existance. I'd looooove to say that.

Go Disney!

Shame on you, Disney, SHAME

Dear Disney,

So, while frantically searching 5th Avenue for a cheap pair of flip flops(oxymoron, right?) we went into the Disney store, where we found some flip flops, and I also found a lack of Alice items. Three stories, and all they could give me was four thing???? FOUR??? Alright, five if you count the two charms, but seriously. What the fuck Disney? What. The. Fuck. Alice is one the best, no the best, movie you ever did, and you can never make anything for it. I mean, dressing up the Chesire Cat? Ew, no thanks. A framed picture no one can afford. A 25 dollar snowglobe I almost bought cept the fact I didn't have the money. And two charms. Sickening, really.

And don't get me started on the fact that those stupid DisneyMania cds have the same fucking songs over and over. How many versions of Cruella De Vil does there need to be?? I mean, Alice had some great songs, but will you have an artist revamp it? NOOOO.....

Argh, Disney, ARGH.

Here are some pics at the store before I found the lack of Alice things:


I'm a Mouseketeer!Cinderella and me. :)

Wanted: This figurine

Oh, I'm about to act like a spoiled little kid.....I want it!!!!!!!!!! But it's 600 bucks. Yeah, thats a little out of my price range. Fuck you Disney for teasing me. Fuck you. :(

Cruella De Vil: She's PETA's worst enemy either way

Since I am like, a Disney freak, and it's late, and I'm just looking around on itunes, searching up Disney artists, I go to the Disney stuff. And find that little Hayden Panettiere did a version of Cruella De Vil two Disney Manias ago, before Selena Gomez took that crown. Shocker? Not so much. Lalaine(Lizzie McGuire's bff) did a version before that. Disney uses the same songs, and just gets it redone like ten times over. So sad Disney. You have how many movies with songs in it? And you have to keep kicking a dead horse until it's open and maggots are pouring out?
Of course, I'd have to say Selena's version is the best(I was too lazy to download Lalaine's); it's just a tad bit more rocky. And she has a much better voice. That's not to say Hayden's version was bad. I enjoyed it. Though I thought it was like over, when it was only halfway through. I don't know. Her voice is pretty decent. I'll probably download some of her songs when she puts out her album(like every young actress...which I must point out: any actress can sing, but rare singers can act. Mariah anyone?). Overall, they were two different songs really, with the same lyrics. I don't know. At least they got a new song from Enchanted for Ms. Demi to do. I downloaded it, but haven't listened to it. I'm always kind of stuck on her other awesome stuff.
Go download Selena's version of Cruella De Vil; it's just better, and fun as shit to sing along to. :) Yes, I'm a Disney freak. Gotta love that fucked up station.