Penny Posters!!!

You see that pretty poster up there? Yeah, guess how much I paid for it. Oh yeah, you got it. A PENNY. Fuck yeah. I refuse to disclose my source for fear you will buy out all the rest of the penny posters. I may just go back in there and buy up all the penny posters and sell them again for like, five bucks. That's a hell of a profit. But I haven't started yet. I just wanted to show off that I got a fucking poster for A PENNY. Yeah, bitches, back off. ;)

P.S. That isn't the real size, if you were wondering. It's huge. HA!

P-Nasty, you did not just go there!!!

Dear Perez,

How dare you. I have always listened and taken most of your comments like the Bible. I mean, your words are the new Testament. The celebrity exposed one. But how dare you only say "The new Coldplay cd leaked onto the internet today. And it sucks. Sad." I mean, what the fuck, Perez??? Okay, seriously. I listened to every review and take them into consideration. Is that even a fucking review? If you're gonna say something sucks, explain why!!!! But noooo....you are just so high and mighty that you don't even have to say why it supposedly "sucks." I doubt it does, because every song I've heard was pure brilliance. And you probably gave the songs a two second listen because you are sooooo important. I mean, what the fuck? Argh. You just made me so fucking mad.
My new boycott: No reading Perez until you apologize or defend your reasons!!!!!

From,

An Ex-Fan

Miley Cyrus Is a WHORE

Dear Miley,

What the fuck, bitch? Like seriously. You're fucking fifteen. And at least three different guys! Can you say slut???? I mean, look at this:




Yeah, yuck.
I mean, I personally think I'm much better looking than you, but yet, I'm three years older, and three less past boyfriends, making my lovely total at 0. Bitch, I should slap you. Have you even hit puberty?


Sincerely,

P.O.ed. :)


P.S. Gotta love my P-nasty for the photos. ;)

You know you're obsessed when...

1. You hear a song in Bon Ton and start dancing and singing.

True story. sigh. I really did that. My new sister in law just stared. She was like, dear God, this is the family I married into. I can't help it. If I hear an awesome song, I'm gonna boogy down. It's just me. I mean, if you all didn't know that by now, SHAME ON YOU. You don't know me. Now, reread this entire blog and get to know me. There will be a quiz at the end. And if you fail, well, go study up again.


P.S. I posted nothing on Tuesday. I know, sad shit. I'll make up for it. I promise.

I'm not even this childish

Okay, so remember how I was commenting about that scary US Magazine with Heidi Montag? Well, I take the high road, and just complain. My mother did this



Yeah, I know. No lie.

DUHAMEL!!!!! WOOT!

So yeah, betches, I met Josh Duhamel. Fuck yeah. Suck on that, betches!!!! Look at this:

Yeah, that's me with Duhamel. Okay, I know, he's like walking away, but he did smile for me! He really did!!!

Here are some more hot photos!

Tyrese!


Duhamel!


Chinese symbols!

It's Old School Britney, Bitch

So while I was cleaning my room like a week ago, I found the old B Spears cd, Britney. So I attempted to put it on my itunes, which was a bitch, and since the cd was that old, my computer didn't acknowledge it. So I had to waste my time on Limewire to look up songs I already had. And I didn't even get them all. Stupid limewire. Had all the new Britney, but no old school Britney.
But I digress. I took the cd for a listen through, and found out that, wow, Britney was a singer. And a good singer. I enjoyed most of the songs(I'm not a girl just pisses me off) and I remembered back in the day when I would play the first few songs and dance to them on my brother's bed. I also did that with the first six songs of the Celebrity cd of NSYNC. Really, those people were good back in the day. Like, if I wasn't falling asleep at the point, I would have gotten up and danced. It really was good. I mean, total dance music. Like, I feel like I totally want to make a video dancing along to it.
And you know, good for Britney. She's sorta getting back on track. She's living a "normal" life, or as much as she can get(she is always followed...I went to look for pics, and there were two albums of pap photos from just Sunday) and hopefully she can pull out another good dance cd. I liked most of her last cd, but hey, lets try and get some better songs, back to where it was when "Britney" came out.
Overall, I miss Britney. She started out like, above, and now...well, we all have seen the pics.

Cruella De Vil: She's PETA's worst enemy either way

Since I am like, a Disney freak, and it's late, and I'm just looking around on itunes, searching up Disney artists, I go to the Disney stuff. And find that little Hayden Panettiere did a version of Cruella De Vil two Disney Manias ago, before Selena Gomez took that crown. Shocker? Not so much. Lalaine(Lizzie McGuire's bff) did a version before that. Disney uses the same songs, and just gets it redone like ten times over. So sad Disney. You have how many movies with songs in it? And you have to keep kicking a dead horse until it's open and maggots are pouring out?
Of course, I'd have to say Selena's version is the best(I was too lazy to download Lalaine's); it's just a tad bit more rocky. And she has a much better voice. That's not to say Hayden's version was bad. I enjoyed it. Though I thought it was like over, when it was only halfway through. I don't know. Her voice is pretty decent. I'll probably download some of her songs when she puts out her album(like every young actress...which I must point out: any actress can sing, but rare singers can act. Mariah anyone?). Overall, they were two different songs really, with the same lyrics. I don't know. At least they got a new song from Enchanted for Ms. Demi to do. I downloaded it, but haven't listened to it. I'm always kind of stuck on her other awesome stuff.
Go download Selena's version of Cruella De Vil; it's just better, and fun as shit to sing along to. :) Yes, I'm a Disney freak. Gotta love that fucked up station.

Wedding!!!

So just look at that photo!!! That's me with my niece and nephew at my brother's wedding on Saturday. I'll probably be killed for posting these pics, but I don't think my family knows about this blog. lol


The happy couple:My niece and nephew:

My sister and Jayden, the cutest baby in the world:
Me, my sister Tara, her brother Josh, his sister Jenna, my brother Jeremy, my sister-in-law Jes, and her brother ......uh.
Me and Jayden. :):
Me and Jeremy, the very happy groom.
Jayden and me again
Me and Daddy dancing.

A first for June

Oh man, how sad. Now I gotta start from scratch. Alright, I gotta beat the 65 I did last month. That really sounds like a difficult thing. Oh well.

Anyways, I was gone for barely three days attending my brother's wedding, and I went nuts. I had no information source. No internet. NO PEREZ. E! had to tell me that Charlie Sheen got married, without some catchy one-liner. I mean, what the hell? I like random drawn on photos and great comebacks. I missed perez. :(
My idea for him and this sadness? Cell phone blog sending. Like, when he posts up a new blog, send it out to everyone. Huh? Yeah, I know. I'm mad smart. But only for people who like, want to. You'd sign up for it. It's an awesome idea, yeah, you don't even have to admit it. Go me. :)