A comprehensive list of all the creepers we encountered:
My new bestie on the bus
"You're getting wet" - Uh, what? Oh my skirt. Huh, that still is a weird opener.
Hobo - "You're beautiful....and you two! Why the fuck are you laughing?"
Psychic - "You have a good energy around you." Yeah, even with the broken shoe?
Bike People - "You need a ride?"
Drink guy - "Fucking scams! I can get this for fifty cents somewhere else!" Then, go there.
Elmo - "Dinero?"
Comedy Show People - Dog Poo. Jenn and Sam know more.
Jonas Haters - "Fucking Jonas Brothers." How dare you!!!!!
Button guys - "Do you like Michael Jackson?" "No?"(Well, I do actually) "Look at all those buttons you have!) Um, WTF?
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