Hyperventilation. What. The. Fuck. alsekfjsdlfjasdljfsljfs. Zooey Deschanel and Ben Gibbard. ENGAGED. Holy mother of emo!!! But, but, but. I mean, congrats, but why didn't I know they were dating??? I need to meet them both. I want to hug them. Then slightly molest Ben Gibbard. No fair. She gets that writing genius all to herself.
Excuse me why I go cry myself to sleep.