Monday, July 28, 2008

Hershey's Dirty Little Secret

While on the scary new Chocolate World Tour, me, S, and Lil J went to do a cool photo and so we put on sunglasses and the peace sign, a little bit like a gangsta. We head to the photo thing, and we see our pic, and bam, all of a sudden: ANY PHOTO WITH OBJECTIONABLE MATERIAL WILL NOT BE SHOWN OR SOLD.

what. the. fuck.

The peace sign is not objectionable. So I started thinking. Why? Well, I deduced this:

Hershey does not like peace. They like war. They are for the war in Iraq. They are anarchists, and communists, and Nazis all rolled into one.

Bam. I am good.

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