Wednesday, May 14, 2008

"Hey, how ya doing? I'm a creepy cave porn star."

So, I am a major fan of JKras. But am I a fan of a scruffy JKras? Yeah, sorry, but this photo really scares me. Like, it's too scruffy. He just really needs to shave that. If he needs someone to do that, I'll be first in line. I mean, yeah, that's mad awkward but still, any chance to be close to JKras is a good time for me. A hell of a good time. ;)
But doesn't he just look like a porn star? Like, he's just eying up some busty chick to put in his new film, Leather----s(you can fill in whatever you want in that four letter word). He totally has that scary look in his eyes. That totally perverted scary look. Like, I would be afraid to meet him like that anywhere. I mean, usually, I would jump through fire hoops to meet JKras. Hot damn, I would want a piece of that. He's on the list of men that I would definitely just do anything for. I've got like, quite a few guys on that list. Is that bad? Does that make me like a horny teenage girl who would go for any hot celebrity? I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one.
But I digress(I must say that to shout out to my favorite Finnish Spitz), JKras is downright scary in this photo. Like, it terrifies me. Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares with this pic. Him coming at me with that look in his eye. No, JKras, I don't want to be in a seedy cave porno with you. Not again.

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