Sunday, May 18, 2008

Jonas Brothers Fans, You Are an Insult to Chuck Taylor.





Dear Young Jonas Brothers Fans,

Stop wearing Converse. Okay, you bought them only because Nick and Joe wear them. And they look stupid on you. You all are just so damn fake. I mean, when I wear converse, I get them gritty. You? You keep them squeaky clean! That's how you know a real Chuck Taylor wearer from the fakes. Get a life. Get some new shoes.

Sincerely,

The Baddest Converse Wearer. EVER.

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