I'm a garbage-robber.

Yes, a garbage-robber. Similar to a grave-robber. And not me personally, just my rents. They seriously stopped and saw someone's garbage, and raided it. Oh yes they did. I mean, I know that saying "One man's garbage is another man's treasure," but like, seriously? We've resorted to raiding other people's garbages? Only like, racoons do that. And last time I checked, I was not a part of a family of raccoons. Ugh. I'm going on a three hour drive tomorrow, who knows how much garbage we'll pick up on the way there!